Invisible Cities by Italo Calvino

Invisible Cities by Italo Calvino is a book to be savored. This little book packs so much more skill, style, and imagination into it's 160 pages, than most books twice its size. This book is a love letter to dreamers, to language lovers, and to writers. What is this book about? On the surface, this book chronicles a series of discussions between Kublai Khan and Marco Polo. Kublai Khan, being ruler supreme, wants stories of all of the cities in his lands from merchants and traders who traverse his empire. Because Khan and Polo don't speak the same language, Polo must used objects to describe the cities he has been to. As a result we get descriptions of cities that defy the imagination.

 Each city is described within a page or two, in poetic fashion. This is one of my favorite passages:

Cities & The Dead 

What makes Argia different from other cities is that it has earth instead of air. The streets are completely filled with dirt, clay packs the rooms to the ceiling, on every stair another stairway is set in negative, over the roofs of the houses hang layers of rocky terrain like skies with clouds. We do not know if the inhabitants can move about the city, widening the worm tunnels and the crevices where roots twist: the dampness destroys people's bodies, and they have scant strength; everyone is better off remaining still, prone; anyway, it is dark. 

From up here, nothing of Argia can be sen; some say "It's down below there," and we can only believe them. The place is deserted. At night, putting your ear to the ground, you can sometimes hear a door slam. 

Ha! That last line kills me! Knowing that we are getting Khan's p.o.v., after it's been filtered a few times, I couldn't help but try and figure out what exactly Polo was describing. In the passage above, could he have been trying to describe a graveyard that was as big as a city?

I could go on and on, the English Major in me wants to come out. But, I want to keep this short and sweet, just like the book itself. I will say this book is for the literary fans out there. Good stuff.

Sorry Don't Put me In Coach book took so long to post. Sick wife and boy and dog this past week. I've already started Invisible Cities by Italo Calvino, hopefully I'll post a review of that one sooner rather than later.

Thanks for reading!

Don't Put Me In, Coach: My Incredible NCAA Journey from the End of the Bench to the End of the Bench by Mark Titus

Don't Put Me in Coach by Mark Titus is a vulgar, coarse, and low-brow memoir of Titus's 4-year stint as a bench-warmer for the Ohio State Buckeyes.

Or

Don't Put Me in Coach by Mark Titus is a funny, insightful, and engaging memoir of Titus's 4-year stint as a bench-warmer for the Ohio State Buckeyes.

Which opening to go with, maybe both?

 

After some early success playing basketball and  playing on junior high teams with future NBA players, Titus makes a go of playing at Ohio State. Titus makes the team as Manager, before he's asked to suit up to play on the practice squad and be one of the guys who plays the last few minutes of unimportant games. Soon, Titus realizes he'll never actually be a player so resigns himself to being the class clown and court jester. Midway through his college career, Titus discovers the joys of blogging and starts Club Trillion, and becomes a hero to all kids picked last to play sports.

Titus adeptly gives readers an insiders view into the world of NCAA basketball. Titus doesn't hold much back, from asshole teammates, to juvenile pranks (the book seems to be one big prank, really), he really lets the stories fly. For too brief moments, Titus  emerges from his jock bro voice into something more mature and introspective, but then quickly ducks back into self-deprecating and humiliating language (nutsack licking, next bed beej's, pant shitting, etc.).  I don't doubt, however, that once Titus matures as a person, he will mature as a writer. I expect he'll back with even better stories from the sports world.

If you want a small taste of  Titus's sense of humor then check out his Mr. Rainmaker video.

I definitely recommend this to all sports fans, especially if March Madness is your favorite holiday. I also recoommend this book to anyone who has ever wondered what the life of a student athlete is like.

Up next, Don't Put Me in Coach by Mark Titus, recommended by Nino Berticelli.

A Game of Thrones by George R.R. Martins

I am a fan of fantasy. It all started with Urshurak by the Bros. Hildebrandt. Some of you might recognize the Bros Hildebrant from the artwork they created for Tolkien and Brooks. In Urshurak, you have a ragtag, motley crew of heroes who are out to save the world from evil! I've always loved those kinds of stories, as a matter of fact these are my favorite kinds of stories- The Seven Samurai, The Dirty Dozen, the A-Team, Eaters of the Dead, etc. The artwork in Urshurak led me to Terry Brooks. If you've read Terry Brooks, you know every single book is the same story over and over, but with a different cast of characters, but almost always a ragtag, motley crew of reluctant heroes. This kind of fantasy is melodramatic, full of action and adventure, and repetitive. Give me swords and sorcery, monsters and elves and dwarves, and something to get lost in. Can you dig it?

A Game of Thrones is not that kind of fantasy. AGoT is the kind of fantasy that I don't like. There are a million characters, "politics", and it takes itself too seriously. If I wanted that kind of story, I'd read the newspaper. Not that AGot is a bad book! Martin really wrote some great scenes, and I really like the way each chapter is written from the perspective of a different character. I thought the Wall (kind of reminiscent of Hadrian's wall and the wall in the M.Night Shyamalan's The Village) was a creepy (in a good way!) location, the Dothraki great characters, and I wish I owned a direwolf.  Martin really made his characters distinct, and I was surprised at how well he wrote the two, adolescent Stark daughters.

As a matter of fact, my favorite character is Arya Stark. I kind of wish the rest of the series was about how she grows up to kick ass and take names and run the 7 Kindgoms all by herself. But I highly doubt that's what this series is about. This series is more concerned with how the politics of the Seven Kingdoms plays out, who will be the last House standing? I probably won't read any more of the series, but I might finally tune in to the highly popular HBO production of it.

Give me R.A. Salvatore, Terry Brooks, or David Gemmell any day.

A Game of Thrones was recommended by Dave Limberg, Rich Hall, and Gene Keranen, the book weighs in at about 800 pages.

Just some housekeeping stuff:

Not sure yet how I want to format these reviews. Should I stick to a standard format, or just let 'em rip? Should I be consistent with my links (stick to wikipedia, or library catalog, or...)? Hmm?

If I have left off a recommendation, please let me know! I didn't mean to, honest.

On to Game of Thrones as recommended by Dave Limberg, Richard Hall, and Gene Keranen

One for the Money by Janet Evanovich

 

Ok, ok, not bad. I was pleasantly surprised by this book. After the flat dialogue in Jennifer Government (see previous post), I was relieved to read some really good dialogue. One for the Money by Janet Evanovich was recommended to me by Erica Barker. One for the Money was published back in 1994 and has spawned 17 other books in the series, the most current one being Explosive Eighteen. Oh yeah, it has also been turned into a movie.

Our hero, Stephanie Plum, is a down on her luck, unemployed, divorcee. She is fresh out of cash and her car has been repo'd. Oh yeah, and she lives in New Jersey. She needs money and she needs it fast, so cousin Vinnie lets her try her hand at skip tracing for his bailbonds service. She bites off more than she can chew and has to learn on the fly. Plum turns out be funny, resourceful, and determined. Oh yeah, and tougher than she ever thought she could be. 

This was a super fast read for me, the dialogue kept it moving. Stephanie Plum and her Grandma were my favorite characters in the book. And for all of the humor and cheesy romance (very little cheese) there are some very dark and real moments. The sadistic boxer Ramirez has the makings of a real villain.

I probably won't read any more books in this series. The fact that this series is still going strong indicates it is probably more "soap opera-ish" than I can stand. However, to anyone who hasn't read this book, I wholeheartedly recommend it as a fast and fun read. Who knows, maybe you'll be hooked and become a fan of the series. Glad I read this one, don't need to read anymore.